Chocolate (2008)

Martial arts movie where the girl kicks everyone's ass to help save her mother.

Rating: 8/10

The Good:

-Maybe I'm being bias by giving it such a high rating because of it being a martial arts film, but one can never have too much of martial arts films!..although I have no idea why it's called "Chocolate"...she did eat some m&m's in some scenes...
-There can never be too much films about a female heroine who kicks ass AND is autistic, now how often do you see that?
-The fighting sequences were the kind that make you yell "Hwaapow!" when the actors listen to you by telling them to smash someone in the face with their foot yeeee!!
- This film finally stars a female lead, and she kicks ass. Enough said.
- The villain has long perfectly groomed hair.

The Sucketh:

-Well it is fairly predictable..but what movie isn't?
-What is up with the ugly transvestites as villains?... and I still don't understand what they were after...
-One of the fight scenes was in some meat room, so some viewers might find this disturbing seeing the meat chunks hanging around them while they flip around the pig heads...personally I found it more disturbing when one of the bad guys missed a kick and his foot got stuck on a hook *shudders*.
-it's a tad predictable, and perhaps unrealistic, but hey, it's an action movie, we're watching it for the fight scenes.